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August 20, 2011

Rules For Cuffing…  A Beginners guide.


Welp yall. Summer is coming to a close. It’s starting to cool off, summer vacations are coming to an end, and sadly, summer dresses will find their way to the back of the closet. Normally this would be a sad occasion BUT the end of summer can only mean one thing… CUFFING SEASON OFFICIALLY BEGINS! I have taken the liberty to let you in on a few rules so that your cuffing season can run smoothly.

  1. Know the difference between being cuffed, and being fucked. Sometimes it is just sex. Sex after the club usually does not end up in you getting cuffed. Take it for what it is and move on.
  2. Know your role. You are not the girl/boyfriend. You are just being cuffed. Make sure you are okay with this. You will more than likely reap the benefits but while it is still early, make sure you are not overly possessive. This will terminate your cuffed status.
  3. This should have been number one. SAFE SEX. Make sure that you are wrapping it up. Be as safe as you can. The LAST thing you want to do is end up with a baby on the way with a person that you were just kicking it with. And who wants to be pregnant during the summer? Trust me. I did it. It sucks ass and it is hot.
  4. Understand that football takes priority. Unless you are up in the kitchen making some wings and some sammiches do not expect him to stop his game to cuddle with you. I won’t lie to you. I don’t know SHIT about football. But I will make a mean sandwich and enjoy myself on the couch cuddled up beside him.  If you DO know football, even better… another place to bond. You know I believe in #HeadDuringHalftime
  5. Make sure the cuffing is done on equal territory. Make sure that you are not spending too much time with him/her at their place when you have a place too. If you like it better like that so be it, but if not… speak up.
  6. Know when cuffing is turning into something else. Make sure you are CLEAR on your intentions with this person. If you like them as a bedwarmer but have NO interest in taking it any further… make sure they know that. Personally I think the best way to go about it is just to let things go as they may as long as you are open and honest with them.
  7. Keep your fucking mouth shut. I know that sounds harsh, HOWEVER, your friends do not need to know every detail. The only people that matter in this are you and him. Friends will have your situation fucked up and go home to a warm bed with a fresh nigga/lady in it and laugh at you.
  8. Keep the pillow talk to a minimum. When I say pillow talk I mean telling all your damn business. This is NOT your man/girl. This is someone you are spending time with because you both like to kick it.
  9. Understand that cuffing is NOT a dating relationship. You can’t be mad if that person wants to date other people. Make sure you keep your options open and don’t just expect the shit to work out because you are having a good time.
  10. This is the MOST important rule. HAVE FUN. Be creative. Make some heat. And keep it off Twitter J Peace.


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